1- SET ANSI_NULLS ON ;
1+ SET ANSI_WARNINGS ON ;
2+ SET ARITHABORT ON ;
3+ SET CONCAT_NULL_YIELDS_NULL ON ;
24SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON ;
5+ SET NUMERIC_ROUNDABORT OFF ;
6+ SET IMPLICIT_TRANSACTIONS OFF ;
7+ SET STATISTICS TIME , IO OFF ;
38GO
49
10+ /*
11+ ██████╗ ██╗ ██╗██╗ ██████╗██╗ ██╗██╗███████╗ ██████╗ █████╗ ██████╗██╗ ██╗███████╗
12+ ██╔═══██╗██║ ██║██║██╔════╝██║ ██╔╝██║██╔════╝██╔════╝██╔══██╗██╔════╝██║ ██║██╔════╝
13+ ██║ ██║██║ ██║██║██║ █████╔╝ ██║█████╗ ██║ ███████║██║ ███████║█████╗
14+ ██║▄▄ ██║██║ ██║██║██║ ██╔═██╗ ██║██╔══╝ ██║ ██╔══██║██║ ██╔══██║██╔══╝
15+ ╚██████╔╝╚██████╔╝██║╚██████╗██║ ██╗██║███████╗╚██████╗██║ ██║╚██████╗██║ ██║███████╗
16+ ╚══▀▀═╝ ╚═════╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝╚═╝╚══════╝ ╚═════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝╚══════╝
17+
18+ sp_QuickieCache: The plan cache companion to sp_QuickieStore.
19+
20+ Copyright 2026 Darling Data, LLC
21+ https://www.erikdarling.com/
22+
23+ For usage and licensing details, run:
24+ EXECUTE sp_QuickieCache
25+ @help = 1;
26+
27+ For working through errors:
28+ EXECUTE sp_QuickieCache
29+ @debug = 1;
30+
31+ For support, head over to GitHub:
32+ https://code.erikdarling.com
33+
34+ Uses the Pareto principle to find the vital few queries consuming
35+ disproportionate resources across statements, procedures, functions,
36+ and triggers. Scores across 7 dimensions using PERCENT_RANK and
37+ surfaces queries with impact_score >= @impact_threshold.
38+
39+ Data sources:
40+ * sys.dm_exec_query_stats (statements)
41+ * sys.dm_exec_procedure_stats (stored procedures)
42+ * sys.dm_exec_function_stats (scalar/table-valued functions)
43+ * sys.dm_exec_trigger_stats (triggers)
44+
45+ Requires SQL Server 2016 SP1+ for memory grant and spill columns.
46+ */
47+
548IF OBJECT_ID (N ' dbo.sp_QuickieCache' , N ' P' ) IS NULL
649BEGIN
750 EXECUTE (N ' CREATE PROCEDURE dbo.sp_QuickieCache AS RETURN 138;' );
@@ -20,39 +63,19 @@ ALTER PROCEDURE
2063 @ignore_system_databases bit = 1 , /* exclude master, model, msdb, tempdb*/
2164 @impact_threshold decimal (3 , 2 ) = 0 .50 , /* minimum impact_score to surface (0.00-1.00)*/
2265 @debug bit = 0 , /* print diagnostics*/
23- @help bit = 0 /* display parameter help*/
66+ @help bit = 0 , /* display parameter help*/
67+ @version varchar (30 ) = NULL OUTPUT , /* OUTPUT; for support*/
68+ @version_date datetime = NULL OUTPUT /* OUTPUT; for support*/
2469)
2570WITH RECOMPILE
2671AS
2772BEGIN
2873 SET NOCOUNT ON ;
2974 SET TRANSACTION ISOLATION LEVEL READ UNCOMMITTED ;
3075
31- /*
32- ██████╗ ██╗ █████╗ ███╗ ██╗ ██████╗ █████╗ ██████╗██╗ ██╗███████╗
33- ██╔══██╗██║ ██╔══██╗████╗ ██║ ██╔════╝██╔══██╗██╔════╝██║ ██║██╔════╝
34- ██████╔╝██║ ███████║██╔██╗ ██║ ██║ ███████║██║ ███████║█████╗
35- ██╔═══╝ ██║ ██╔══██║██║╚██╗██║ ██║ ██╔══██║██║ ██╔══██║██╔══╝
36- ██║ ███████╗██║ ██║██║ ╚████║ ╚██████╗██║ ██║╚██████╗██║ ██║███████╗
37- ╚═╝ ╚══════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝╚═╝ ╚═══╝ ╚═════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝ ╚═════╝╚═╝ ╚═╝╚══════╝
38-
39- sp_QuickieCache: The plan cache companion to sp_QuickieStore.
40-
41- Copyright 2026 Erik Darling Data, LLC
42-
43- Uses the Pareto principle to find the vital few queries consuming
44- disproportionate resources across statements, procedures, functions,
45- and triggers. Scores across 7 dimensions using PERCENT_RANK and
46- surfaces queries with impact_score >= @impact_threshold.
47-
48- Data sources:
49- sys.dm_exec_query_stats (statements)
50- sys.dm_exec_procedure_stats (stored procedures)
51- sys.dm_exec_function_stats (scalar/table-valued functions)
52- sys.dm_exec_trigger_stats (triggers)
53-
54- Requires SQL Server 2016 SP1+ for memory grant and spill columns.
55- */
76+ SELECT
77+ @version = ' 1.4' ,
78+ @version_date = ' 20260401' ;
5679
5780 /*
5881 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
@@ -88,6 +111,10 @@ BEGIN
88111 THEN N ' Print diagnostic information. Default: 0.'
89112 WHEN N ' @help'
90113 THEN N ' You are here. Default: 0.'
114+ WHEN N ' @version'
115+ THEN N ' OUTPUT; for support.'
116+ WHEN N ' @version_date'
117+ THEN N ' OUTPUT; for support.'
91118 ELSE N ' '
92119 END
93120 FROM sys .all_parameters AS ap
@@ -104,6 +131,38 @@ BEGIN
104131 high_signal = N ' Dimensions where query ranks >= 80th percentile' ,
105132 output = N ' Queries with impact_score >= @impact_threshold, plus workload profile summary' ;
106133
134+ /*
135+ License to F5
136+ */
137+ SELECT
138+ mit_license_yo =
139+ ' i am MIT licensed, so like, do whatever'
140+ UNION ALL
141+
142+ SELECT
143+ mit_license_yo =
144+ ' see printed messages for full license' ;
145+
146+ RAISERROR ('
147+ MIT License
148+
149+ Copyright 2026 Darling Data, LLC
150+
151+ https://www.erikdarling.com/
152+
153+ Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"),
154+ to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute,
155+ sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the
156+ following conditions:
157+
158+ The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.
159+
160+ THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF
161+ MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE
162+ FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION
163+ WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.
164+ ' , 0 , 1 ) WITH NOWAIT ;
165+
107166 RETURN ;
108167 END ;
109168
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